i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
how do you get a nice body without moving